Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Spite

In spite of my recent accusations based on the findings of Leonardo Da Vinci and his statement that Simon Lam is gay, it has come to my attention that these are entirely false! rather, a certain minh dang changed the words around and deleted some of it from a highly respected website on the internet. Here is the original extract:

It is through much deliberation with my personal self, and the consequential dilemmas of my intuitive mind, that i have come to the complete conclusion about a boy named Minh Dang, whom i have consistently dreamed about as of late, is gay. He appears as a vision, lightly clad, with his genitalia in vivid appearance. Long have i chosen to hide this apparition, but i feel that it is now time for me to release such information to the whole world. These dreams, provoke orgasms within me, and i have come to fervently believe that this so called Minh Dang, is in actual fact the cause of my sexuality through his own homosexual behaviour.

Thus, it is safe to say that Minh Dang is gay, and prefers the company of men, as to women, in order to sexually excite himself.

Through further observation, he seems to be aroused when fully surrounded by guys and also grows a lump in his pants at the sight of a banana. His favourite fundraising event is the sausage sizzle and his favourite food is the hot dog and sausage roll. it's surprising that i wasnt able to pick it up any sooner. He obviously carries the traits of a homosexual, or coloqually termed, 'gay'.

He humps trees in the park and often licks light poles as if their are genitalia. Additionally, he seems to always be tickling people which is also a trait of homosexuality. He also likes to make people flinch, which is in turn, another trait of homosexuality. His name is also 'MINH' which should, from now on, be labelled as a term to describe people of severe homosexuality.

Wow people, you heard it from the REAL LEONARDO DA VINCI!!!
i happened to be surfing www.facts.com and i saw the real theses. damn, minh was so close to hiding his secret, but now, it's all out. after all, its www.facts.com
You can't deny that.

2 Comments:

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