Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Outrageous

kaboooooooooooooooooom!!!!!

Yes that's right folks, Kenny is a thief. I believe it to be entirely true. I must reiterate and confirm everything that Minh has said in his last post, for i find it to be true, and that means that nothing is fake, in that everything he has said is of reality, not fiction, but rather non-fiction, because thats true now, isn't it?

Soooo basically, all you ladies out there - if you so happened to have your eyes on Mr Kenny, who always seems to get killed , and thats a MASSIVE IF!, then sorry to say but your *cough* dream *cough* man, is a thief. He's indecent i tells ya. Downright traitor as well. He has 10 gig of download cap for his adsl and he's not even willing to share a few measly megs of it! can you believe that?!? not even a small puny tiny minute miniscule download of 1000megs. COME ON PEOPLE! It's not like i'm asking for much. and he claims that his downloads get used up by his sister NATALIA, who supposedly checks her uni email with the account. CRAP. LOAD OF BULLCRAP. how could she possibly waste 10 gigs on freakin UNI EMAIL?!?!?!?!? It's BS kenny, and lately, your bs attempts are getting half-assed.

And now, for my next trick - i have recently researched leonardo da vinci's theses, and yes, i'm sorry simon, but it clearly says that SIMON LAM THE BLACK SHEEP is gay. It doesn't exactly say that, but here's the extract:

It is through much deliberation with my personal self, and the consequential dilemmas of my intuitive mind, that i have come to the complete conclusion about a boy named Simon Lam, whom i have consistently dreamed about as of late, is gay. He appears as a vision, lightly clad, with his genitalia in vivid appearance. Long have i chosen to hide this apparition, but i feel that it is now time for me to release such information to the whole world. These dreams, provoke orgasms within me, and i have come to fervently believe that this so called Simon Lam, is in actual fact the cause of my sexuality through his own homosexual behaviour.

Thus, it is safe to say that Simon Lam is gay, and prefers the company of men, as to women, in order to sexually excite himself.

WOW, i mean wow! what an expert OPINION! Can't deny that!!!

And that is all for tonight's show from me, have a good night and enjoy yourself!

SWEET DREAMS ABOUT ME.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! » » »

11:42 AM  

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