Friday, July 08, 2005

Superman Returns

Here i am, the new Clark Kent. Or so i wish i was, haha! lol. Anywaiz, i think its just some sort of a phase at the moment, with all the smallville that i've been watching and the whole superman comic download thing going on... i dunno, i just find superman to be so interesting all of a sudden, and just the whole premise of it all, intrigues me so deeply...

I know nobody reads this blog anymore, which gives me more the reason to be able to post anything i want here, cos no ones gonna be able to judge me on it, at least i hope not lolz. it is after a free internet lolz.

Doesnt everyone wish that they were Superman? I mean come on! with all those powers? super speed, super strenght, all that just combined into one man! whoa... everything is just so cool lol

My musical is coming up soonn.... rehearsal on sunday which will last a very long time considering we have rehearsals with the band and all... and then the jap dude is coming over on monday... man my life is just so packed at the moment, its so hard to deal with everything at the same time and maintain any level of sanity... i wish i could just go insane sometimes, let loose, you know! lmao heheheh that would be fun....

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

さあ,おひさしぶりだね。。。

ほんとう,ひさしぶりだ。 多分,ー月間前に書きませんでした。 でもさ,いまから,一生懸命書いてみます。  じゃ,今日から,日本のラジオを聞きます。 インターネットで聞きます。 学校にとって,とてもいいと思います。 でも,インターネットでいい日本のラジオをみつけていることは難しいだ。 沢山があるね。 さあ,学校もとてもいそがしいになていますね。たいへんだよ。。。じゃ,おわりましょうか?

またね。

Friday, June 10, 2005

Its been a while...

So I'm bored.

Exams are over. Such a relief. Feels so good. Did the GAT; blogs were showcased.

On the topic of exams: I would so gladly supplicate exams to be removed from the school curriculum, but then again, my power is not so influencial. It just doesn't seem labile. The system works, I suppose; so it seems. But honestly, is it so crucial that students need to endure such pain and suffering in study, simply to earn them a number? I would so gladly traduce those who would so valiantly fight for the premise of exams. It seems pointless, and yet ever so important.

In another light, I recently heard about a comedian who hired a claque to attend his performances in order to boost his confidence. The hired audience cost the man $1.5 million. I suppose its apt in achieving frisson, but maybe the moral of the story is that you can't always buy your way through to success. He got what he wanted, but at what price?

I suppose this blog is basically written in extempore. It's basically an outlet in which I may use the advanced words which are in and 'bold' in this piece that I have recently learnt. I'm certainly not cosseting my audience here, I understand that they will read this and be confused. I aver my ability to post in this manner, for it is a free forum, of freedom.

These past few days have caused me wayworn. All the exams, and the study and the musical rehearsals. Its really puffing me out. I should be getting more sleep and hopefully this long weekend will be fitting enough to allow me that desired rest. Yet, we do have a methods SAC on Tuesday to which I need to study for. So that's a hindrance.

I hope to ameliorate your vocabularies in this post in which I utilise an extensive array of complicated words. I'm sure it will help your English in some way. Of course it cannot serve solely as the only learning tool, but rather should be a concomitant to the schoolwork that you do. I'm demonstrating a level of lenity here! lol

That's all for today. I was bored. And so I doubt anyone will read this.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Kenny's reply

Here is the complete extract of a comment in reply to Minh Dang's post a few days ago regarding an issue involving Kenny's accused theft of Minh's Calculator. Kenny himself, is currently too lazy to create his own account on this website, and has employed my username to express his viewpoint and contention on this matter. A variety of techniques are utilised in order to strengthen a change in position from the reader. Effectively, Kenny Aulia's letter to the editor succeeds in presenting his idea across to the reader, who is begged to question whether Minh Dang's post has any credibility.

Dear Editor Frankcube,

The story presented accusing one "Kenny Aulia" by one "Minh Dang" is inaccurate, unjustified, and sufficiently flawed to prove the authenticity of the allegation. The allegation, to put it laymen's terms, is "full of shiet!!". If Aulia did indeed 'steal' the calculator from the very conservative pocket of Dang, then why..... and i repeat, WHY would he then proceed to 'tap' Dang on the shoulder??

Was it too proclaim is guilt?? I think not!! There is not a single living being on the universe that is capable of committing such heinous and indeed stupid actions. I have been adequately advised, from a very reliable source, that indeed Aulia was merely indicating to Dang that his calculator had befallen out of his pocket because of the awkward position that Dang insists he sit.

I can also, that allegations against one "Simon Lam", made by "Minh Dang" again, are also false. Dang has misrepresented the text of one Leonardo Da Vinci and manipulated the text to portray a misleading meaning that is indeed false. The allegation against Lam are unfounded, and once again, Dang has MANUFACTURED his own evidence to prove a point that is not validated.

Clearly, and evidently, what this shows is that "Minh Dang" has little, or shall I say, NO CREDIBILITY. Through these unfounded allegations it shows that the man has no integrity and no regard for the ‘good name’ of others. Let me conclude by asking you all one question…. Why would such a being manufacture such unfounded allegations??

From Kenny Aulia

Kenny Aulia utilises a plethora of attacking language, 'inaccurate, unjustified, and sufficiently,' to further enhance his argument which seems in direct opposition to Minh Dang's recent post. Additionally, in the utilization of a rhetorical question, 'why would he then proceed...' is used effectively in begging the reader to question Minh's case. Throughout the letter, a variety of techniques are used which i have now cbf analysing because i dont really have that much time, and i'm lazy.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Spite

In spite of my recent accusations based on the findings of Leonardo Da Vinci and his statement that Simon Lam is gay, it has come to my attention that these are entirely false! rather, a certain minh dang changed the words around and deleted some of it from a highly respected website on the internet. Here is the original extract:

It is through much deliberation with my personal self, and the consequential dilemmas of my intuitive mind, that i have come to the complete conclusion about a boy named Minh Dang, whom i have consistently dreamed about as of late, is gay. He appears as a vision, lightly clad, with his genitalia in vivid appearance. Long have i chosen to hide this apparition, but i feel that it is now time for me to release such information to the whole world. These dreams, provoke orgasms within me, and i have come to fervently believe that this so called Minh Dang, is in actual fact the cause of my sexuality through his own homosexual behaviour.

Thus, it is safe to say that Minh Dang is gay, and prefers the company of men, as to women, in order to sexually excite himself.

Through further observation, he seems to be aroused when fully surrounded by guys and also grows a lump in his pants at the sight of a banana. His favourite fundraising event is the sausage sizzle and his favourite food is the hot dog and sausage roll. it's surprising that i wasnt able to pick it up any sooner. He obviously carries the traits of a homosexual, or coloqually termed, 'gay'.

He humps trees in the park and often licks light poles as if their are genitalia. Additionally, he seems to always be tickling people which is also a trait of homosexuality. He also likes to make people flinch, which is in turn, another trait of homosexuality. His name is also 'MINH' which should, from now on, be labelled as a term to describe people of severe homosexuality.

Wow people, you heard it from the REAL LEONARDO DA VINCI!!!
i happened to be surfing www.facts.com and i saw the real theses. damn, minh was so close to hiding his secret, but now, it's all out. after all, its www.facts.com
You can't deny that.

Outrageous

kaboooooooooooooooooom!!!!!

Yes that's right folks, Kenny is a thief. I believe it to be entirely true. I must reiterate and confirm everything that Minh has said in his last post, for i find it to be true, and that means that nothing is fake, in that everything he has said is of reality, not fiction, but rather non-fiction, because thats true now, isn't it?

Soooo basically, all you ladies out there - if you so happened to have your eyes on Mr Kenny, who always seems to get killed , and thats a MASSIVE IF!, then sorry to say but your *cough* dream *cough* man, is a thief. He's indecent i tells ya. Downright traitor as well. He has 10 gig of download cap for his adsl and he's not even willing to share a few measly megs of it! can you believe that?!? not even a small puny tiny minute miniscule download of 1000megs. COME ON PEOPLE! It's not like i'm asking for much. and he claims that his downloads get used up by his sister NATALIA, who supposedly checks her uni email with the account. CRAP. LOAD OF BULLCRAP. how could she possibly waste 10 gigs on freakin UNI EMAIL?!?!?!?!? It's BS kenny, and lately, your bs attempts are getting half-assed.

And now, for my next trick - i have recently researched leonardo da vinci's theses, and yes, i'm sorry simon, but it clearly says that SIMON LAM THE BLACK SHEEP is gay. It doesn't exactly say that, but here's the extract:

It is through much deliberation with my personal self, and the consequential dilemmas of my intuitive mind, that i have come to the complete conclusion about a boy named Simon Lam, whom i have consistently dreamed about as of late, is gay. He appears as a vision, lightly clad, with his genitalia in vivid appearance. Long have i chosen to hide this apparition, but i feel that it is now time for me to release such information to the whole world. These dreams, provoke orgasms within me, and i have come to fervently believe that this so called Simon Lam, is in actual fact the cause of my sexuality through his own homosexual behaviour.

Thus, it is safe to say that Simon Lam is gay, and prefers the company of men, as to women, in order to sexually excite himself.

WOW, i mean wow! what an expert OPINION! Can't deny that!!!

And that is all for tonight's show from me, have a good night and enjoy yourself!

SWEET DREAMS ABOUT ME.

Monday, May 16, 2005

sooooooooo

sooooooo....it's me again hey? you may ask to yourself "Where have i seen him before?", well that question, undoubtly is very easily answered. You have seen me at School, DUH!, anywayz or esle you wud have seen on da last post = D.

OK wateva, enough of that. How did everyone go in their SAC's?
did you have funnnnn? coz i really didn't =
ok enough about SAC's too. Let's get on with the REAL story. The unbelievable incident that occured during the most spectacular match between the teacher's net ball game. the story went something like this..... well SOMETHING like this:
Minh Dang, which is me, was sitting on the bench, happily talking to Frankey. Anyway, we we're happily talking and watching the netball game when Kenny Aulia, THE EVIL PERSON THAT STOLE THE CALCULATOR, all of a sudden tapped me on the back.
Therefore, being a true friend i turned around to see what he wanted. The first thing i saw was that he was holding my calculator, the blue one that i have a TI-83 plus. Yes the very same one that i use every single day. Kenny Aulia was holding it in his hands. And you may ask where it was? well it was in my POCKET.
Now that you know the story, you may ask to yourself why did Kenny Aulia do such a thing?, well the answer is very obvious. He wanted me to flunk my SAC's and therefore have a chance to beat or catch up to me, or he needed a calculator himself. But whatever the reason maybe, it is obvious that KENNY TRIED TO STEAL MY CALCULATOR and therefore, due to Newton's third law "for every action there is a reaction", i say that Kenny Aulia should get rightfully punished for stealing or i can gain compensation and Kenny has to pay me $100, is too reasonable? if not then $500 a week.

Anywayz according to Newton, Albert Einstien is GAY. And also according to Leonardo Da Vinci Code, SIMON, (you may ask which simon, well there is only one simon....THE BLACK SHEEP, YES THE ONE AND ONLY BLACK SHEEP) IS GAY!!! YES SIMON IS GAY!!!!!

ALSO did people know that leonardo himself was gay? he was probably thinking about simon. i mean doesn't mona lisa look a lil like simon? ;)

HAHA.....anywayz i'll probably be going now..... catch ya laterz guys
until my next post....

*P.S. all things said in this post is strictly factual simon IS gay and Kenny DID try to steal my calculator

Yadda Yadda Yadda....

soooooooooooooooooooooooo....................... ummmmm...... netball teacher match at school today. funny stuff. honestly. Ms Simpson? Tool. I counted three times when she purposely seemed to fall over and present her "backside" to the audience. Come on people! Post if you agree.

Additionally........
School of Ex on sunday peeps, who's going? hopefully someone more than just minh... =.=' not that i don't enjoy his company - he's a good guy! haha lmao jkz... okies... ok new topic

Furthermore.....
umm..... kenny tried to steal minh's calculator today whilst we were watching the teachers' netball match.. So all you ladies out there who though mr kenny aulia was a decent guy, obviously he isnt... but then, that doesnt make me much of a decent guy since i'm making such a fool out of my friend... either way - kenny stole minh's calc - such a harsh act - i'm sure minh will come soon to reiterate this notion

Finally.....
Chem EXAM soon - 3 weeks to be approx - THREE WEEKS!
better start studying chaps!

Sunday, May 15, 2005

OMFG

sooooooooooooooooooooo who has done all their spesh and methods cheat sheet? co zi surely haven't, it's kinda stupid how we, year 12's, have to work so hard....i mean it's our last year shudn't we be allowed to have a little rest? not work our ass off to study for two upcoming SAC's.
O YEAH!!!! i was meant to post this ages ago buh didn't have the time.
did everyone hear abt it? how KENNY flinched when someone tried to hit him? buh this isn't a normal flinch. this one was SPECTACULAR, as the person that pretended to hit was 1 METER away. YES!!!! ONE WHOLE METER AWAY~! COME ON!!!!! ONE METER MAN!!!! FARK!!!!
BUT!!!!!!! i'm not done yet, there is also a person by the name SIMON LAM ( THE SHEEP, THE BLACK SHEEP) owned kenny. SIMON unbelievably, FLINCHED, yes he also flinched, when PETER nguyen pretended to throw a piece of foil by the size of ur pinky, well my pinky. anywayz SIMON amazingly ducked down so fast that it was like instant transmission. Anywayz pplz that's all you'll hear from me for now, hehe i have some hw to do have fun wif ur SAC's and good luck


the story included in this post is %100 fact, well maybe a little bit fiction buh does it matter?